You can buy a truckload of Twinkies on ebay....for you guessed it.... $88,000!!! How do you preserve them after they aren't fresh anymore? Or do you just eat them all as your only meal for awhile...? 

SEE THE LINK: http://www.ebay.com/itm/TRUCKLOAD-OF-TWINKIES-1100-BOXES-OF-10-11-000-TWINKIES-LAST-PAYLOAD-LEFTON-EARTH-/271104996815?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f1f1df5cf