#1.)  Saying you're doing something when you're really home alone. You know you were'nt at the club last night, your car was in the driveway the entire time.. not that I was looking for it anyway..

 #2.)  How much alcohol you drank. What is "messed up" to you half a glass?

 #3.)  What you did or you're doing on vacation. You make $5 an hour how did you afford to go to Paris? Or are those pics photoshopped hmmmm...

 #4.)  Your job.You are a cleaning lady! What is this Sanitation Engineer Business?!?!?!

 #5.)  Your relationship status. You went on two good dates with him, he is NOT your Boyfriend.